Are Visonaries Over Rated?

Posted in Uncategorized by Tim Brownlaw - Nov 28 2006

While sitting with a visionary he turned to me and quietly said. “I sense that you are hungry”

“Yes” I replied. ” I am”.

“You see those trees down there” he said pointing.
“Yes” I said.
“Well if you were to go down to those trees, a rabbit will come along.”

“Great” I said.”So all I have to do is to go down there and wait to catch it”.

“No” he replied in a concerned tone.

“Umm why not” I said.

“Well if you went down there, you’d step on a twig which would alert a passing band of wolves in your direction that would then pick up the scent of the rabbit and head over towards you.
They would then devour the rabbit and be looking for more to eat. That more would be you!”

“Well then I wont step on any sticks.I’ll just jump over them.”

“If you dont step on the stick then you wont disturb the snake laying near by and you wont see it move and you’ll be bitten.”

“Hmm”, I thought to myself.

Turning to the visionary, I said.
“Well best we just walk across the road to that shop over there and get something to eat.”

“Yes” he replied.

So we got up standing by the side of the road ready to cross the street.

He paused.

There was a deathly silence.

I was expecting to hear him say that it would be dangerous to cross the road as a truck was coming around the bend or something.

Bugga, said he visionary. I’ve forgotten where my wallet is.

The Moral…

Dont stay up late for too many nights in a row programming or you’ll end up writing stuff like this.

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MiserCard

Posted in Uncategorized by Tim Brownlaw - Nov 28 2006

I’ve been trying to think up something clever along the lines of the mastercard ads you see around.
But to no avail.

What I did come up with was the New MiserCard.

I’ll just slip into my best Voice Over voice…

“MiserCard.”

“Accepted absolutely Nowhere in the world so you cant spend a dime.”

“Call today and get yours Free.”

“That’s If you can prevent a breakdown from what the phone call will cost you.”

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Favorite Joke

Posted in Uncategorized by Tim Brownlaw - Nov 20 2006

Here’s a joke that always gives me a smile.

Why hadn’t I thought of it I’ll never know.

So here it is, funny or not!

An Englishman, an American, an Australian and an Irishman walk into a pub.

The Bar Keeper looks up and says…
“Hey , is this a joke!”.

—- End of the Joke – short wasn’t it.

All I can say is – he’s an observant bar keeper :)

Keep smiling – Its a free way to make others feel happy too!

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Which way was that cow facing?

Posted in Uncategorized by Tim Brownlaw - Nov 20 2006

It’s always amused me how something can trigger a whole scenario with the mention of something mundane.

So hopefully without proving myself to be totally insane, I have to relate this instance of something my youngest observed as we were coming home one day!

“EWWWWWW that cow was taking a dump while it was eating”
With which I responded – which way was he facing – Uphill or downhill?

“Umm I dunno. It was totally gross. Why?” was the reply.

With which I responded.
“Well if she had eaten some bad grass and was facing downhill….”
(the rest is left to your imagination).

The moral being – dont drink milk from cows that eat facing downhill.
Which stangely enough we saw a few just doing that.

Which could mean, that these cows have never eaten any bad grass or they are just cows. ( my apologies to any cows reading this but if you are – take heed – It could happen to you ).

It is amazing what you can picture from something like that.
Which takes me to the subject of being creative.

But I’ll expand on that another time…

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Just another test page.

Posted in Uncategorized by Tim Brownlaw - Nov 14 2006

In my endeavours to work out this grand little program – this is a test Post

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Finally My Own Blog

Posted in Journal, Thought of the day by Tim Brownlaw - Nov 13 2006

Hi and welcome along to my very own Blog.

Seems this is a common 1st entry for a Blog – sorry for being the run of the mill there but I guess its more a case of “Look at me Mum – No Hands” or in this case – “Look Mum – My Own Blog”.

I’m very certain that I’ll settle into some seriously crazy but hopefully meaningful entries.

I have suggested on my other sites that the best name for any website is your very own name.

A few tweaks here and there and I’ll master this little ripper of a CMS Script and then there’ll be no stopping me. Well except lack of sleep maybe.

Thanks for stopping by and feel free to leave a comment or three.

Cheers

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