While sitting with a visionary he turned to me and quietly said. “I sense that you are hungry”

“Yes” I replied. ” I am”.

“You see those trees down there” he said pointing.
“Yes” I said.
“Well if you were to go down to those trees, a rabbit will come along.”

“Great” I said.”So all I have to do is to go down there and wait to catch it”.

“No” he replied in a concerned tone.

“Umm why not” I said.

“Well if you went down there, you’d step on a twig which would alert a passing band of wolves in your direction that would then pick up the scent of the rabbit and head over towards you.
They would then devour the rabbit and be looking for more to eat. That more would be you!”

“Well then I wont step on any sticks.I’ll just jump over them.”

“If you dont step on the stick then you wont disturb the snake laying near by and you wont see it move and you’ll be bitten.”

“Hmm”, I thought to myself.

Turning to the visionary, I said.
“Well best we just walk across the road to that shop over there and get something to eat.”

“Yes” he replied.

So we got up standing by the side of the road ready to cross the street.

He paused.

There was a deathly silence.

I was expecting to hear him say that it would be dangerous to cross the road as a truck was coming around the bend or something.

Bugga, said he visionary. I’ve forgotten where my wallet is.

The Moral…

Dont stay up late for too many nights in a row programming or you’ll end up writing stuff like this.

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